I am Gus. I just developed my 5-step beauty tips for being beautiful… like all of the lady peoples over 60 years keeps saying to me. Getting used to taking baths has been hard since it has been cold in Savannah this year… so here is what Mama Becky does to makes me clean.
Step 1. Gets all soapy with dogg shampoos. I like to look at fabulous artwork during my spa visits. It is amazings that they have this huge mural next to the dogg bathtub.
Step 2. Rinse the soaps off of your little body.
Continue step 2. Keep rinsing. I don’t thinks I like the “keep rinsing” part ’cause I keeps getting wet.
Continue step 2… AGAIN? I know that I really don’t like getting wetter and wetter. I am a Chihuahuas, not a lavatory retriever.
Step 3. Towel off. THIS is much better than the rinsing stuffs. I am not happy with my dogg spa and the continued step 2 stuff.
Rinsing and toweling off makes my ears droops.
Step 4. Blow dry my dogg coat… wait a minute. I don’t thinks I like this step… nope… nope!
NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! I too don’t likes this step 4… nope, not today! I’d rather have step 2! Let me stay wets.
Oh, wait… Mama Becky has a treats for me. I too like treats. I too like feeling clean, but I too likes treats more… and a lot more than step 4.
Step 5. Brush hair and looks beautiful… Eat your heart out Brads Pitts. – Love Gus
I gives getting baths a BIG no paws… not even one…
and I give blow dryers minus four paws.
I would give blow drying four thumbs down except that I don’t have thumbs!
If you are a little kid you can send me a drawing and I will put it up over my bed… or even if you are a big peoples… and maybe I can put your drawing on my dogg blogg.
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Gus (Gus Doggy Dogg)
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