I too don’t like to eat Chihuahuas

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I too don’t like to eat Chihuahuas

I am Gus.  I am a Chihuahuas Dogg who lives in Savannah, Georgia.  My buddy, Jims, told me the history of Chihuahuas Doggs which would be my family history.  I too like history.  I too like treats.

Some archaeologists in Mexico dug in the dirt and found some Chihuahuas artifacts.  I too like to digs dirt, but not dirt on other Chihuahuas.  I to like treats.  But, I digresses.

Jims told me that Chihuahuas doggs started in Mexico many, many years ago and have doggs called the Techichi as ancestors.  They found dog pots in Colima, Mexico that was from 300 BC.  (I thinks BC means, Before Cats.)  And that is a long time ago.  Jims isn’t even that old… not quite at least.

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This is a Techichi dogg from Mexico. He looks like me.*

There were dogg toys with wheels that were found in El Salvador, which is close to Mexico.  And, too they found dogg toys with wheels in the Chichen Itza pyramids.  I don’t know how, cause other archaeologist peoples says that those peoples didn’t have any wheels.  That doesn’t even make cat sense, much less peoples sense.

Jims also told me that an explorer from Europe said that Aztecs used little doggs for food.  I too don’t likes little dogs being used for peoples food, ‘cause I am a little dogg.  I am only 14 inches tall.  I too am only seven months old.  I wonder if they used cats to make doggs treats.  I too like dogg treats.  I don’t know if I would like cat dogg treats, though.  Too much fur.

They also used Chihuahuas doggs to keep warm at night.  Jims told me they used them like hot-water bottles.  Jims also told me that hot-water bottles sometime leaks in the bed.  But he told me, “No, no, Gus!  You can’t leaks in the bed or you will be in big troubles!”  I sleeps at the foot of his bed, but if I leaks like a hot-water bottles I just won’t tell him.

They too used to give Chihuahuas and sacrifices on the pyramids.  I too don’t like to be sacrificed on a pyramid.  I don’t likes heights.  Jims told me that baseball players sometime sacrifice flies.  I don’t know if they pulls the wings off first but I thinks they would fly away if they didn’t.  I too like to sacrifice flies when they fly past my bed.  I tries to bite them.

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This is a blue-merle Chihuahuas dogg. She kind of looks like me too.**

There are two kinds of Chihuahuas doggs, Smooth Coat Chihuahuas and Long Coat Chihuahuas.  I is a Smooth Coat and have short hair.  I’ve never seen a Long Coat Chihuahuas dogg, but I guess they have long hair like Bob Massey the real estate guy on Fox News.

There are two more kinds of Chihuahuas doggs too.  There are deers-heads Chihuahuas doggs and apples-heads Chihuahuas doggs.  My birth-mama was a deer heads Chihuahuas dogg and my birth-daddy was an apple-heads Chihuahua.  My vet buddy, Dr. Bink in Bluffton, says I am a mix of both.  He should have asked me.  I could have told him, ‘cause I know my birth-mama and birth-daddy.  And apples, I too like apples.  I too like treats.

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See how she kind of looks like me.

What do you think about Chihuahuas doggs?  Do you like big doggs too?  You can comment below and tell me.  I will answer you.

I too like Chihuahuas dogg history.  I gives it four paws.  I too like treats.

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Love,

Gus (Gus Doggy Dogg)

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*Wikipedia via http://www.chihuahuarescuega.com/resources.html, leonaldo09

**Wikipedia via Makemehappy1892

Wags for St. Patrick’s Day

I am Gus.  I am a Chihuahuas dogg, I am not an Irish Wolfhound dogg.  But, I too like Saint Patrick’s Day ‘cause I gets to dress up like a leprechaun.  I wonder if Irish Wolfhounds dress up like leprechauns?  That would be a big leprechauns dogg!

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This is me in my finest St. Patrick’s Day duds.  I too like my portrait.  My good buddy Morgie made this picture of me.  I too like Morgie.  I give her lots of wags and wiggles when I see her.  She pets me alot.  I too like pets… and TREATS!

Here in Savannah, Georgia we have a big, big St. Patrick’s Day celebration that sometimes lasts a week.  We have soldiers marching, important peoples waving from borrowed cars and bagpipers piping.  I too like bagpipes.

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I too like bagpipes like these pipers from the Irish Air Force.  It reminds me of my puppy litter when we would all sing together.  Ooohh!  They also have drums.  I too don’t like drums!  I runs and hides.

They remind me of family singing when I was a puppy in my litter.  We would make the same noises.  Likes I said, I too like bagpipes, but I too don’t like drums.  Nope!  I really don’t like drums.

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The parade starts at the Cathedral of St. John The Baptist on Abercorn Street then starts again somewhere else.

The St. Patrick’s Day celebration in Savannah started a long time ago in 1813 when Irish Protestants walked around town.  Now everybody who is Irish marches in the parade… but I don’t think many Irish Wolfhounds have pranced along the route.

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This is a picture of St. Patrick.  He has a Shamrock.  I too like shamrocks and St. Patrick.

Now the parade starts at the Cathedral of St. John the Baptist and then goes to the parade beginning place on another street.  Lots of families walks along and has fun waving at the other peoples.  Some groups of firemen and policemen walk too.  Sometimes in their kilts.  I too wish I had a kilt.  I think it might make me look taller.

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This is Mr. Richard.  He was a policeman.  He has a kilt.  I too wish I had a kilt.  It might make me look taller.

This year the Vice President of our country, Mr. Pence, is walking part of the route.  So, part of the route is closed off to many things including alcohol stuff like beer and whisky.  Jims says that his Irish friends will be at another part of the parade and only his Baptist and a few Methodist friends will see the Vice President.  I wonder why?

My research on doggcestry.com says that even though I am of Chihuahuas Mexican breed descent, there could be Irish Wolfhound somewhere way, way back in my lineage.  I guess that’s why they say that everybody is Irish on St. Patrick’s Day, kind of a little like legal voters in Chicago on voting day.

Many big peoples don’t know that many Irish peoples moved from Ireland to Mexico 150 years ago and longer when lots of Irish moved to America.  There was a Governor of Spanish Texas named Hugo Oconor and other Irish-Mexican peoples, John Patrick O’Riley, Juan O’Gorman and the movie actor named Anthony Quinn.  Even Jims has relatives named Baskin, O’Neill and Donohoe.

Anthony Quinn was a famous movie actor.  He was born in Oxaca, Chihuahua, Mexico.  I too am Chihuahuas dogg.  Maybe I am related to a famous Chihuahuas big people?

So, I gives the St. Patrick’s Day parade three paws, “cause I haven’t seen one yet.  I am only four months old, but I hears that it is great!

So… That’s all I have to say about St. Patrick’s Day.  I give it three paws. Dog printDog printDog print

If you are a little kid you can send me a drawing and I will put it up over my bed… or even if you are a big peoples… and maybe I can put your drawing on my dogg blogg.

Thank you. Please like and subscribe to my dogg blogg and I will give you licks and wags when I see you.

Love,

Gus (Gus Doggy Dogg) Dog print

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I too like Dr. Bink

I am Gus.  It tells stories from a doggs point of view.  That’s because I’m a dogg.  Please subscribe to my blogg so I can keep on Dogg Blogging.

I go to the doctor just like kids and big people.  My vet doctor is Dr. Bink.  He has his office in Bluffton, South Carolina, about 25 minutes from my house in Savannah.  I too like Dr. Bink.  He likes doggs and he pets and kisses me when I go to see him.  He has other kinds of animal patients, cats, rats, birds and iguanas.  I bets he don’t kiss the iguanas.  I too like hugs and pets.  I too like treats!

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I gets lots of hugs and treats from Dr. Bink.

He give me treats when I see him.  He is very gentle and gives me shots.  I usually don’t even know when he does, ’cause he give me treats when he does and I don’t pay attention.  I figure treats are ahead and I don’t worries what’s behind me… like needles.  Jims tells me that is a positive attitude.  Jims said, “Gus, you really gets the point.”  I said, “Oh, I sure does, right in my backside.”

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Dr. Bink give me a shot and I don’t even know it.  Sometimes Jen gives me treats when he does and sometimes this very nice big people lady does.

Jen and other big peoples helps Dr. Bink.  Jen gives me treats too.  She put me on a very big scale and  weighed me.  I weighed seven pounds.  I have grown since my last visit.  It seems like just last month and I only weighed six pounds.  Time flies to little doggs.  Last time I got weighed was last month.  That’s why it seems so long ago.

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Jen and the other big-peoples helpers weigh me when I visit Dr. Bink.  I am getting big… for a little dogg.

Dr. Bink takes an ear-listening thing and puts it on my to hear me on the inside.  It doesn’t even hurt.  He needs big ears like me and he wouldn’t need the ear-listening thing.

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My heart is working, ’cause Dr. Bink said it was.  He listens with and ear-listening thing.

I was in very good shape according to Dr. Bink.  So he gave me another treat and we were all through with the exam.  I too like exams, especially if they gives me treats… lots of treats.

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I did a selfie with Dr. Bink.  I too thinks I am getting better with a selfie camera.

After we saw Dr. Bink we drove to Beaufort, SC that is nearby to have lunch.  I will write more on that dogg-friendly restaurant later so “stay tuned,” as Mama Becky says.

Dr. Bink and his helpers gets four BIG paws.  I too like Dr. Bink… but I too, really like Dr. Bink’s dogg treats! Dog printDog printDog printDog print

So…

If you are a little kid you can send me a drawing and I will put it up over my bed… or even if you are a big peoples… and maybe I can put your drawing on my dogg blogg.

Thank you. Please like and subscribe to my dogg blogg and I will give you licks and wags when I see you.

Love,

Gus (Gus Doggy Dogg) Dog print

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Tinkerbell lives on the World’s Highest Hill.

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This is my cousin Tinkerbell. She lives with Uncle Johnny and Aunt Lisa on The Worlds Highest Hill.

I am Gus. I gots a letter from my cousin Tinkerbell. She lives in Oklahoma with my Uncle Johnny and my Aunt Lisa. She lives in a house on the World’s Highest Hill. I too like hills if Jims or Mama Becky carries me up.

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This is the road to the top of The World’s Highest Hill. I would go up… if a big people would carry me. I am little.

The hill is called Cavanal Hill. A French poodle friend of mine told me that Cavanal is from the French poodle language and means caves. Uncle Johnny told Tinkerbell that there used to be lots of caves there, but they were all gone now from falling in. I too don’t like caves… or falling in. I am little. Tinkerbell, too is little. She is Chihuahuas, Maltese and some other little dogg kind.

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Here’s the top of Cavanal Hill close to Tinkerbell’s house.

Jims told me that a long time ago some peoples from England who do geography measured how high the hill was. They said it was 1,999 feet tall but couldn’t be called a mountain because it wasn’t 2,000 feet tall. That’s really big to a Chihuahuas dogg. I am only eleven inches tall.

Jims told me that some peoples say that the story is bull, but I knows that the bulls are down in the valley in the town. The town is called Poteau. That is French poodle language too. It means post, like a fence post or trading post. I too like posts if I can’t find a fire plug. French poodle people must have lived there a long time ago.

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This bull is dressed like an Indian. He lives in the Choctaw Nation where Poteau and Cavanal is. He has a map of the Indian lands in Oklahoma on his back. His is a standing bull. I wonder if he is related to Sitting Bull. I too like his spear and map. I too like Standing Bull and Sitting Bull.

The bulls are all along the streets of the town. They are painted with different colors and pictures. I too like the ones with blue on them ‘cause I’m a dog and can’t see reds. Mama Becky sees reds, especially when I have an accident on the floor. I too don’t think I wants to sees reds.

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Here is a bull with Cavanal in the background. He looks like a cowboy bull. He needs a hat.

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This is a nerd bull. I think he lives at the library.

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Here is a patriotic bull. He has red, white and blue. I likes blues and whites ’cause doggs can’t see reds.

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Here is a mean looking bull. I’ll bet he sees red… like Mama Becky when I messes up the carpet. Doggs only sees blues, but Mama Becky can sees red.

Poteau and Cavanal are in eastern Oklahoma. That’s near Fort Smith in Arkansas. A few years ago Jims’ grandfather lived there. He says it was the wild west in those days. Lots of outlaws that the law would dogg. I don’t know what dogging by the law means. I guess it means wagging your tail a lot and maybe a few licks, too.

I would like to go see Tinkerbell and go up on the Highest Hill in the World. I bet you could see Dogg City Kansas from there.

I gives Tinkerbell and Cavanal and Poteau four paws. I too like all of them.

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So…

If you are a little kid you can send me a drawing and I will put it up over my bed… or even if you are a big peoples… and maybe I can put your drawing on my dogg blogg.

Thank you. Please like and subscribe to my dogg blogg and I will give you licks and wags when I see you.

Love,

Gus (Gus Doggy Dogg)

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Gus: My 5 step beauty tips… The dirty secrets!

I am Gus.  I just developed my 5-step beauty tips for being beautiful… like all of the lady peoples over 60 years keeps saying to me.  Getting used to taking baths has been hard since it has been cold in Savannah this year… so here is what Mama Becky does to makes me clean.

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Step 1.  Gets all soapy with dogg shampoos.  I like to look at fabulous artwork during my spa visits.  It is amazings that they have this huge mural next to the dogg bathtub.

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Step 2.  Rinse the soaps off of your little body.

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Continue step 2.  Keep rinsing.  I don’t thinks I like the “keep rinsing” part ’cause I keeps getting wet.

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Continue step 2… AGAIN?  I know that I really don’t like getting wetter and wetter.  I am a Chihuahuas, not a lavatory retriever.

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Step 3.  Towel off.  THIS is much better than the rinsing stuffs.  I am not happy with my dogg spa and the continued step 2 stuff.

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Rinsing and toweling off makes my ears droops.

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Step 4.  Blow dry my dogg coat… wait a minute.  I don’t thinks I like this step… nope… nope!

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NOPE!  NOPE! NOPE!  I too don’t likes this step 4… nope, not today!  I’d rather have step 2!  Let me stay wets.

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Oh, wait… Mama Becky has a treats for me.  I too like treats.  I too like feeling clean, but I too likes treats more… and a lot more than step 4.

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Step 5.  Brush hair and looks beautiful… Eat your heart out Brads Pitts. – Love Gus

 

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I would give blow drying four thumbs down except that I don’t have thumbs!

So…

If you are a little kid you can send me a drawing and I will put it up over my bed… or even if you are a big peoples… and maybe I can put your drawing on my dogg blogg.

Thank you.  Please like and subscribe to my dogg blogg and I will give you licks and wags when I see you.

Love,

Gus (Gus Doggy Dogg) Dog print

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Gus goes to Cancun… in Savannah

My peoples took me to Cancun Mexican Restaurant on the Southside of Savannah.  We went to meet Miss Nancy Jo who is a friends of Mama Becky.  Jims gave me a chips when Mama Becky wasn’t looking.  It was called Mexican food.  I too likes down-home cooking from the old country.  The chips were free with the dinner.  I too likes free chips.

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Me eating a chips at Cancun Restaurant.  I too like chips.  I likes Jim sneaking them to me when Mama Becky isn’t looking.

The suns was going down and I was cold.  My ears were shaking so I asked Jims to give me some hot sauces.  Mama Becky said hot sauces was HOT and I wanted to get warm.  Jims said yes, but Mama Becky said, “NO! Bad dogg! Doggs do not eat hot sauces!”  I too like hot sauces… I thinks.  What do hot sauces taste like?

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I mets Miss Karen and Miss Mary who works for Cancun Restaurant.  They likes doggs.

Miss Karen and Miss Mary greets peoples and doggs when they come to Cancun Restaurant.  They came out to see me.  I licked their hands.  Miss Marys scratched my dogg chin.  I too like Miss Karen and Miss Mary.  They were nice, but they forgot my treat.  I too like treats.

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I like to chews Miss Nancy Jo’s curly hair.  Mama Becky made me stop.  I too likes to chew curly hair.  She and Mama Becky are really good friends.

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Jims had fajitas.  That is beefs and other stuffs.  They comes on a really hot plate and sizzles a lot.  Jims ate most of his, but held his full tummy and moaned a lot… with a smile.  I thinks he likes fajitas.  Jims slipped me some fajitas when Mama Becky wasn’t looking… the beef, not the stuffs.  I too like fajitas.

Miss Mary from Cancun likes to scratch dogg chin. I too likes chin scratches.

Mama Becky and Miss Nancy Jo had salads in a wavy bowl that they ate part of.  I can’t eats my bowl… it’s made out of shiny metal.  I know, I tried.  Mama Becky had a taco salads with chicken.  Miss Nancy Jo had a fajita salads, so I think she had part of Mama Becky’s salad and part of Jims’ fajitas.  I too like salads.  I too like chickens… I would chase them if they weren’t bigger than me.  I too would eat chickens taco salad, but Mama Becky says, “NO!  Chickens taco salads are not for doggs!”  I too like chickens taco salads… and chips… and hot sauce.  If I could eat them.

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This is Cancun Restaurant.  I couldn’t be in this.  I was busy eating Jim’s fajitas.  I too likes fajitas.

The peoples at Cancun Mexican Restaurant were very nice.  I too likes them and fajitas.  I give them three paws, but they don’t have a place for doggs if it is raining.   I gives it three Paws.  I don’t likes rain.  I gets wet.  Dog printDog printDog print

If you are a little kid you can send me a drawing and I will put it up over my bed… or even if you are a big peoples… and maybe I can put your drawing on my dogg blogg.

Thank you.  Please like and subscribe to my dogg blogg and I will give you licks and wags when I see you.

Love,

Gus (Gus Doggy Dogg) Dog print

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Blogger Gus Doggy Dogg busted… Others implicated. The unleashed, naked story!

A note from Gus: The following story is from the Dog Days Enquirer a squirrellous publication…. I am completely innocent of alls the alleged allegations.  (The soon to be discovered spot on the carpet incident, however, I takes full responsibility.)  The D.D Enquirer treats me wrong… Ooooohhh!  Did I say “treats?”  I too like treats.

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The hottest gossip on canine celebrities and entertainment is sniffed out here!!!

Inquiring dogs want to know!

Savannah, February, 24 — Noted travel and history blogger, Gus Doggy Dogg was busted yesterday as he allegedly defaced private property.  The dry-erase ink was still wet when Doggs mother, Mama Becky, walked in and found the tragic scene.  “He really is a good dog,” she said.  “He is scheduled for obedience training at PetSmart next month.  It will not come too soon.”

“The graffiti covered approximately one-forth of the refrigerator,” said Jims who describes himself as the Chihuahua’s caretaker, friend and adopted father.  “I  was devastated.”

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Gus Doggy Dogg, noted travel and history author and blogger was caught red-pawed scribbling graffiti on private property late Friday night.    ©Noah Scruples, 2018

“My wife, Mama Becky and I have worked to prevent this type of thing occurring,” Jims said.  “Things like begging at the table or barking at the lady who lives upstairs… She is his great-aunt for heaven sake!  We have gently discourage such activity.”

“Now I see that I may have to crack down…  I mean…” he said as he stumbled over his words.  “I am at a loss.”

Jims stated that Dogg claimed that he was, “set up,” and that he was simply trying to erase the images.   However, eye witnesses are holding to their accounts.

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The graffiti was condemned by authorities who cried, “Bad Dog!” while some in the art world disagree.

“I’m not sure where I went wrong,” Jims said.  I tried to raise him to have respect for others… you know.  But, he is very advanced for his young age…even in dog years.”

Attempting to regain composure, Jims continued, “I really don’t know what to do.  Young kids… or rather, dogs…, have all the bad influences, TV, dog treats, bones and stuffed toys.

We even bought him his own bed and water dish.  What can a parent do?” Jims asked then added,  “He is constantly playing with his friend, Bunny.  Maybe he’s the bad influence in his life.”

Bunny, aka Fetch, was allegedly detained by Savannah P.D. for the distribution of egg-shaped containers to children in the spring of 2017.  According to anonymous sources, the colorful eggs were said to have contained candy and toys.  No charges were filed in the incident.

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Friend and suspected co-conspirator, Bunny, aka Fetch in an alleged Savannah PD mugshot early last year.

The defaced property depicted Dogg’s cohort and cousin, Chance, who is also a rescue dog of questionable ancestry.  Chance is in the care of a young man who will remain nameless since he is a minor.  However, on the record, Dogg has often referred to him as, “My good buddy.”

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Authorities believe that the two were not involved in the incident, though a typical Washington, DC anonymous source reports that Chance may have suggested that the grievous action, “Might be fun.”  Also depicted on the refrigerator was Dogg himself in a staggeringly accurate likeness, according to art experts.

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An actual photo, left, and Dogg’s self portrait, right, “Show uncanny, insightful reality in tone and stroke.  It’s hard for me to tell the actual photo from the drawing,” said Izzy Sirius, founder, MOSOAAOS.

Izzy Sirius, the founder and instructor at the Mail Order School of Art and Other Stuff in Las Vegas, Nevada disagrees with most critics by saying the images that were scrawled on the refrigerator are remarkable.  “This work is in the category of Picasso, Man Ray and perhaps Van Gogh… at least on one of their less-remarkable days,” he said.  Sirius clarified his statement, “I mean, Dogg has great artistic talent.  I would gladly enroll him in our school if someone would pay the extremely high-priced tuition.”  The self-proclaimed art aficionado added, “I hope that the Savannah School of Art and Design doesn’t find him first.”

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Dogg was allegedly caught by paparazzi while allegedly leaving a kennel show at the Dog Patch Lounge on Skidaway Road in Savannah, Georgia shortly before the alleged dry-erase incident.  Photo credit:  ©Noah Scruples, 2018

Holding back tears Mama Becky, Dogg’s mother, later stated, “I just hope it’s not too late… He is quite small for a dog, but I have always told him that he is as good as any Rottweiler or Great Dane.  We never discriminate.  We always uplift.  Maybe we should go on walks more often.”

The grief-stricken mother sobbed then added, “He really has been a good dog.  I hope he can learn from this and we can continue on.”  Wiping tears with a wet wipe she keeps for “accidents” she stated, “We have always given him love and affection.  We even praise him for going potty in the right places.  It doesn’t always work… I guess I should have seen this coming.”

Authorities stated that there will be no charges in the alleged crime, but now Dogg is on their watch list since he was found with no collar, harness or form of ID in his possession.

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The original, simple four-sentence, written rebuttal by Gus Doggy Dogg.  The translation can be seen below.

When asked his opinion of the accusations, Dogg gave a four-sentence, written statement to the press that had to be translated, “I has no bones to pics over this devious attempt to defrauds me.  Oh… oh…, I too like bones… and treats!  And, I too like Dog the Bounty Hunter!  He is my hero!”

Reality TV star Duane “Dog” Chapman could not be reached for comment.  He is not implicated in the alleged incident.

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A note from Gus:

I thinks this is what Jims calls a parody.  Likes I said, I is innocent of all the allegedx allegations.  However, as stated before, in the upcoming charges in the “carpet” incident I accept all blame.  No dog is perfect.  I will goes into rehab until this whole incident blows over.

Therefore, this review gets only one paw.  I would give it thumbs down except that I don’t have thumbs! Dog print

So…

If you are a little kid you can send me a drawing and I will put it up over my bed… or even if you are a big peoples… and maybe I can put your drawing on my dogg blogg.

Thank you.  Please like and subscribe to my dogg blogg and I will give you licks and wags when I see you.

Love,

Gus (Gus Doggy Dogg) Dog print

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