I too don’t like to eat Chihuahuas

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I too don’t like to eat Chihuahuas

I am Gus.  I am a Chihuahuas Dogg who lives in Savannah, Georgia.  My buddy, Jims, told me the history of Chihuahuas Doggs which would be my family history.  I too like history.  I too like treats.

Some archaeologists in Mexico dug in the dirt and found some Chihuahuas artifacts.  I too like to digs dirt, but not dirt on other Chihuahuas.  I to like treats.  But, I digresses.

Jims told me that Chihuahuas doggs started in Mexico many, many years ago and have doggs called the Techichi as ancestors.  They found dog pots in Colima, Mexico that was from 300 BC.  (I thinks BC means, Before Cats.)  And that is a long time ago.  Jims isn’t even that old… not quite at least.

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This is a Techichi dogg from Mexico. He looks like me.*

There were dogg toys with wheels that were found in El Salvador, which is close to Mexico.  And, too they found dogg toys with wheels in the Chichen Itza pyramids.  I don’t know how, cause other archaeologist peoples says that those peoples didn’t have any wheels.  That doesn’t even make cat sense, much less peoples sense.

Jims also told me that an explorer from Europe said that Aztecs used little doggs for food.  I too don’t likes little dogs being used for peoples food, ‘cause I am a little dogg.  I am only 14 inches tall.  I too am only seven months old.  I wonder if they used cats to make doggs treats.  I too like dogg treats.  I don’t know if I would like cat dogg treats, though.  Too much fur.

They also used Chihuahuas doggs to keep warm at night.  Jims told me they used them like hot-water bottles.  Jims also told me that hot-water bottles sometime leaks in the bed.  But he told me, “No, no, Gus!  You can’t leaks in the bed or you will be in big troubles!”  I sleeps at the foot of his bed, but if I leaks like a hot-water bottles I just won’t tell him.

They too used to give Chihuahuas and sacrifices on the pyramids.  I too don’t like to be sacrificed on a pyramid.  I don’t likes heights.  Jims told me that baseball players sometime sacrifice flies.  I don’t know if they pulls the wings off first but I thinks they would fly away if they didn’t.  I too like to sacrifice flies when they fly past my bed.  I tries to bite them.

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This is a blue-merle Chihuahuas dogg. She kind of looks like me too.**

There are two kinds of Chihuahuas doggs, Smooth Coat Chihuahuas and Long Coat Chihuahuas.  I is a Smooth Coat and have short hair.  I’ve never seen a Long Coat Chihuahuas dogg, but I guess they have long hair like Bob Massey the real estate guy on Fox News.

There are two more kinds of Chihuahuas doggs too.  There are deers-heads Chihuahuas doggs and apples-heads Chihuahuas doggs.  My birth-mama was a deer heads Chihuahuas dogg and my birth-daddy was an apple-heads Chihuahua.  My vet buddy, Dr. Bink in Bluffton, says I am a mix of both.  He should have asked me.  I could have told him, ‘cause I know my birth-mama and birth-daddy.  And apples, I too like apples.  I too like treats.

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See how she kind of looks like me.

What do you think about Chihuahuas doggs?  Do you like big doggs too?  You can comment below and tell me.  I will answer you.

I too like Chihuahuas dogg history.  I gives it four paws.  I too like treats.

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Love,

Gus (Gus Doggy Dogg)

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*Wikipedia via http://www.chihuahuarescuega.com/resources.html, leonaldo09

**Wikipedia via Makemehappy1892

Sometimes I lives the life of a doggs!

I am Gus.  I don’t understands peoples who have days off from work.  I don’t gets a days off from work.  I work as Gus the Watch Dogg everyday.  I acts as a security guard for my family.

I barks at the pool man.  I barks at Uncle Larry when he works in the garden outside.  I barks at Aunt Janice when she walks out to get the morning papers… but I too barks when she stops by to give me treats.  I too like treats.

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Me and Jims on Saturday morning waiting for my buddy, Eli, and my adopted people sister, Shannons. I keep watching the door, but they don’t come because Shannons has the day off from work. It’s not fair ’cause I can’t play with my buddy Eli.

I barks when Mama Becky comes home from work and when Jims goes to the car and comes back.  I am a good barker dogg.  I does it every day.  So, why do peoples get days off?

In the summertime my buddy Eli doesn’t go to school, so he comes over to stay with Jims and Mama Becky and me.  I barks and jumps when I see him and my people sister, Shannons.  Then Shannons goes to work and Eli and I play all day.

So why do Shannons get Saturday off and doesn’t bring my buddy Eli to see me?  I too likes to play with my buddy Eli.  But I don’t gets a day off.  Sometimes I lives the life of a doggs!…

Wait…

What?

Mama Becky says that we are going to the house of Shannons and my buddy Eli and my buddies,  DP and Daniel, and my big-people buddy, Patrik, for a Fathers’ Day cookout.  I too like cookouts.  I too like hot doggs!  I too like treats.

Nevermind.

Love, Gus.

P.S.  They too have a dogg named Chance.  I too like to plays with Chance and my buddy Eli.


I to like cookouts.  I gives them four paws.  I too like treats

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Love,

Gus (Gus Doggy Dogg)

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Gus and the Budweiser Clydesdales

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I gots to see the Clydesdale bud wiser horses.  I didn’t see any baby rose-bud flowers and I didn’t hear the horses say anything smart or wise when I was there.  Maybe they were just tired from pulling the wagon.  They are powerful looking.  I think I too look wise and powerful and almost the same size in this picture.  Maybe if I get bigger I can call myself, “Gus wiser.”

I am Gus.  I got to see the Clydesdale bud wiser horses.  I didn’t see and baby rose-bud flowers and I too don’t know how much smarter or wiser the horses were, they didn’t say anything.  I guess they must be what Jims calls introverts ‘cause they didn’t say anything real smart at all.  But, they were pretty.

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The bud wiser horses didn’t look that bigg to me.  He looks little in this picture and I too am little.  But he looks littler than me.  Then he gots up close.

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Nope!  Nope!  NOPE!!!  He is really bigg.  I too am little.  I hides behind Jims ’cause I don’t wants to be a squished spot in a horse pen like those other squished things.

 

I thought, “they aren’t that bigg.”  And, they didn’t look bigg until I gots close.  I said, “Nope… nope… nope!  Don’t wants to get close to them.  They have bigg, heavy bigg feets.”  Mama Becky told me to stay back because I could end up like a squished spot on the ground.

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I only gots this close to a bud wiser horse.  He was even bigg in this picture.  His picture made my ears flops ’cause I too am little and would make a tiny squish spot.

I would be a tiny squished spot, ‘cause I too am tiny.  I too don’t want to be a tiny squished spot in a horse pen.  There was some other squished stuff in their pens that didn’t look or smell very good.  Maybe it was squished Chihuahuas doggs.

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There were lots and lots of peoples at the bud wiser horse pens.  It was a bigg tent with pens ’cause they were bigg horses.

Jims told me that the Clydesdales bud wiser horses started a long time ago even before he was born.  That must have been a really, really long time ago ‘cause Jims is really, really old.  I am only six months old, so I am not old.

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This is as close as Mama Becky let me get to Barley.  I still don’t know if Barley is a boy or girl.  I looked real close on this picture, but couldn’t tell ’cause there wasn’t any sniffing opportunities.

A long time ago a man owned a beer company and couldn’t sell it ‘cause it was against the law and some people said that he couldn’t.  One of the people was a guy named Elliott Nets.  I guess he used to catch stuff with a net.  Maybe peoples who made beer.  Another man was J. Edgar Hoover.  I think he invented the vacuum cleaner or something ‘cause some peoples said he sucked at his job.  But, the beer man’s sons gave him the wagon and horses when they said he could finally make beer.  I thinks the horses and wagon was so he could ride home after the pubs closed.

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This is my selfie in front of the bigg bud wiser horses truck.  They needs a bigg truck cause they are bigg horses with bigg, bigg feets that would squish Chihuahuas doggs.  I thinks my selfies are getting better and better.  You can see why Jims will sometimes call me, “It,” ’cause he says I have, “iT” written on my forehead.  I am not, “IT!”  I am GUS!

There was a spotted Dalmatian dogg there named Barley.  I whimpered, “Hi,” and barked once, but Barley didn’t say anything back.  I don’t know if Barley was a boy or girl ‘cause we didn’t get a proper dogg-sniff introduction since Barley was in a cage like the bigg horses.  Maybe Barley eats hay too.  I too don’t like to eats hay.  I too like treats.

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This is Barley dogg.  I too like Barley, but I didn’t get to talk to Barley.  I barked one time, but Mama Becky said, “No, no, Gus.  Don’t barks at Barley doggs.”

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Barley rides in around in a little car with Mr. William.  I too likes to ride in cars, but I always goes to sleep.  Barley’s car doesn’t have a top.  My car has a top and it’s not red, because doggs can’s see red, only blue.  I too would like to have a little red car… or maybe blue so I could see it.

Behind a big fence some of the horses were getting baths.  They looked like they liked their baths.  I don’t likes baths.  You gets all wet and it makes you shake.  I did a dogg blogg on taking a bath.  I too really, really don’t likes baths, especially step two.. and maybe that hair dryer thing.

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When the horses were thorough with their baths a big person would take them to their pens.  When one came through the gate I could really see how bigg they were.  I ran and hid behind Jims, ‘cause I didn’t want to be a tiny squished spot.  I too think Jims would be a tiny squished spot, ‘cause they had bigg white fuzzy feet.

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Eli and his mama, Shannon.  They are taking a selfie.  I too like selfies… and treats.

My buddy Eli went to see the bud wiser horses too.  He and his mama, Shannon, took selfies with the horses ’cause peoples could walk along and see all of them in their pens and with Barley.  They ate grass out of a bag… the bud wiser horses, not Eli and his mama.  They eat people stuff.  I too like people stuff to eat.

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This is Sandy Andy and me with his mama, Nancy, in the background.

We had a good time.  I saw the bud wiser horses, Barley and made a new friend with a terrier dogg named Sandy Andy.  He was with his mama named Nancy.  He was little too.  We both had to be careful to stay away from the horses so we wouldn’t be squishy spots on the ground.  He was nice.

I too like the bud wiser horses.  I give them three paws.  I would give them three horses hoofs except I too don’t have hoofs.  I am a Chihuahuas dogg and only have paws.

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Love,

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I learns to dance at Wormsloe… the shocking results!

I am Gus.  I am guilty of clickbait.  I have fun doing clickbait… if it works.

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I danced with Miss Deborah.  She is a dance teacher at Fort Morris State Park in Midway Georgia.  Her husband, Mr. Arthur, is the manager there.  He danced too.  I couldn’t learn the steps because my leggs didn’t reach the ground.

I am Gus.  I too like peoples.  I went to a place called Wormsloe State Historic Site with Jims and Mama Becky and my buddy Eli.  I guess they named the park after worms.  I looked, but I didn’t see any worms.  Doggs don’t like worms.  I too don’t like worms.  Jims said that maybe they named it after silkworms that they grew to make silk when they first came to Georgia.  I think maybe they were the kind that sleeps under the ground or maybe the kind that doggs don’t like.

There were lots of peoples dressed in old looking clothes there.  Some were soldiers.  Some were just regular people.  They dressed like peoples did when Wormsloe was first started in 1733 by a man named Jones.  I guess he was really special because peoples kept calling him “noble” Jones, so he must have been a very noble guy.

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Mr. John Kellam and Mr. Bill Smith and (later) Mr. Jamie Keena played music for us to dance.  I too like music.  I too like to dance, but my feets were too short to reach the ground.

Three men were playing musical instruments.  Their names were Mr. Bill and Mr. John and Mr. Jamie.  They played old and fun songs on a violin and a mandolin and other things too, like a piccolo.  I too like music.  I too like Mr. Bill and Mr. John and Mr. Jamie.

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My buddy Eli and me with lots of Scottish guns and swords.  The round, red thing in the middle is a targe.  Jims tells me that in the Scots languages it is the same thing as a shield called a target.  I guess it’s like the big box store with the same kind of red-looking circle.  Maybe they sell them there.

They played music to dance to, so when Miss Deborah asked me to dance… we did.  She taught peoples and me to do a reel.  We danced in a circle and we clapped our paws together when she said to.  I had trouble with the steps because my dogg leggs were too short to reach the ground.  I guess you can say that I was just hanging out with them.  We danced in and out and in a circle again.  We had lots of fun.

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The little guns didn’t bother me too much, but the big cannon’s BOOM made me run behind Jims.  Jims is a pretty big guy.  Mama Becky says it’s called bulk.  I guess he must be like the Hulk monster, but not green.  I don’t think Jims gets that mad though.  I’ve never seen throw a car down the street.  Not even a Prius.  Would that make him green?

The soldiers danced with us, but they also shot their guns to show peoples how they worked.  They also shot a big cannon.  I don’t like drums that soldiers play but I too don’t like when big cannons go BOOM!  I always hides behind Jims.  He is kind of big.  Mama Becky says he has bulk.  I can hide behind bulk.  I guess he’s the Bulk Monster, but he’s not green like the Hulk.

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Manager Gretchen Griminger likes doggs.  She patted my head.  I too like head pats.  She makes homemade dogg treats for doggs.  I too like homemade dogg treats.

We met the historic site manager, Gretchen Griminger who patted my head.  I too like Manager Gretchen.  She makes homemade doggs biscuits and gives them to doggs at the park.  I too like homemade dogg biscuits so we went to the museum where a nice lady gave me one.  They were free.  I too like free doggs treats… so I ate it.

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We went to the museum because they had homemade dogg treats.  I too like dogg treats.

In the museum, they have lots of pictures and old things.  Jims calls them artifacts.  He and my buddy Eli went around and looked at them.  Jims told Eli what some of them were.  They had a good time.  I wanted another dogg treat.  I too like treats.

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Jims and my buddy Eli looked at pictures and artifacts in the museum.  I sat with Mama Becky and ate dogg treats.  I like dogg treats better than artifacts… except maybe bones.

There was an old fort that Mr. Jones made when he came.  The old tabby walls are still standing.  The tabby is made from sand, oyster shells and water.  It makes a hard concrete.  I thought tabby was a kind of cat.  I was told that cats can be really hard headed.  Maybe that’s why they call it that.  Tabby is really hard too.

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Tabby walls don’t look like cats.  But, maybe cats are like tabby walls.

When we were outside of the museum I met a new friend.  Her name is Kai and she has blonde/white hair and one gray/green eye and one blue eye.  I too have one gray/green eye and one blue and gray eye.  I too like Kai.  She had nice peoples with her.  I too like nice peoples.

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My new friend, Kai, and me posed for pictures.  I too like posing for pictures.

I had a good time seeing peoples at Wormsloe.  I too like Wormsloe, but I don’t like worms.  I give it three paws. Dog printDog printDog print

If you are a little kid you can send me a drawing and I will put it up over my bed… or even if you are a big peoples… and maybe I can put your drawing on my dogg blogg.

Thank you.  Please like and follow my dogg blogg and I will lick you when I see you.

Wags and licks,

Gus (Gus Doggy Dogg) Dog print

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I too likes kids but I don’t likes drums!

I am Gus.  Today Jims and I went to the Georgia Day Parade. Lots of kids and big peoples in old-looking clothes walked passed us.  Some kids and big peoples were dressed as Native Americans, some were dressed as Colonial peoples, some were dressed as regular peoples.

The Georgia Historical Society puts on the parade.  Kids are usually in the second grade and a little-bit-bigger kids are in the eighth grade.  They walk a long way.  They walks from the big park called Forsyth up a street named Bull and end at City Hall.  Jims always says that Bull always starts at City Hall and runs through the city to the park, but the kids walked the other way.  I guess they were going upstream.

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Some kids and big peoples were dress as Native Americans, somes were dressed as Colonial peoples, somes were dressed as regular peoples.

We were watching for Jacob G. Smith schools where my good buddy Eli goes to schools.  We didn’t see him, but we saw lots and lots of other kids from all kinds of schools.  I wagged my tail a lot.  Some kids patted me on the head, but their big peoples said, “No, no.  Don’t pets the dogg.  We have to keep going.  We’re in the Georgia Day parade.”  Some petted me anyway so Jims backed up so we would not get into troubles.

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The big peoples said “No, no.  Don’t pet the dogg.  We have to keep going.  We are in the Georgia Day parade.” Some petted me anyway so Jims backed up so we would not get into troubles.

And there were soldiers.  I too like soldiers.  They were from a place called the Third ID.  They had uniforms that looked like trees and bushes.  I too like trees and bushes.  I’m a dogg.

The soldiers had horns.  The horns were not on their heads like cows, but they were shiny and they played music on them in their hands.  They too had flags and they had drums.  The horns played songs, but the drums were making loud boom noises.

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And there were soldiers.  I too likes soldiers.  They were from a place called the Third ID.  They had uniforms that looked like trees and bushes.

I too like soldiers with horns and I too like cows with horns, but I too don’t like horns with drums.  I ran and hid behind Jims when they went by.  I too like soldiers, but I don’t like drums.  I started shaking fast.  Jims says that is because I am Chihuahuas dogg and he said, “That’s what Chihuahuas doggs do when they don’t like something.”  I too don’t likes drums.  They makes me shake and they makes my ears flop back.

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I too don’t likes drums.  They makes my ears flop bacck.

After the soldiers was when the kids and big peoples started walking by.  I cried and made Jims pick me up and hold me.  He said, “Gus, I have to take pictures, I can’t hold Gus doggs.”  But, he picked me up anyway.  He took pictures with one hand while I jumped around trying to lick the kids and big peoples.

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This is my Gus Cam view of the parade.  I too am little.  I saw a lot of feet.

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Here is another view wih my Gus Cam.  I too saw knee caps.

The kids and big peoples walked by holding signs that told the names of their schools.  I can’t read, but Jims read them to me.  Jims can read because he went to schools like the kids in the parade.  Some kids had signs about peoples in Georgia history.  Jims is a history peoples.  He writes stories about history and peoples in history.  I too like history.  I like peoples too.  We make a good team.  I go with him sometimes when he makes pictures of history stuff.  Sometimes I bark and make him pick me up.

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Knee caps and feet.  I saw lots of them.  But, Jims reads me the signs.  This on talks about Juliette Gordon Low.  She and I haves the same birthday.  She makes cookies.  I too like cookies.

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I don’t know if Tomochichi had a dogg.  James Oglethorpe had a dogg.

One of the signs that kids carried had Tomochichi.  He was a chief of the Yamacraws peoples who lived here before James Oglethorpe came to make Savannah.  They called him a Mico.  Maybe he knew Mico Mouse?  I don’t know.  I think that is the mouse’s name.  Maybe he was the chief of his people too.  I too like Mico Mouse.  He looks like me.  We have big ears.  I don’t know if Tomochichi had a dogg.  Mico Mouse has a dogg.  His dogg is named after a star or something like that.  The parade went past Tomochichi’s grave and monument in Wright Square.  It’s a big rock.

James Oglethorpe had a dogg.  Peoples talk about his dogg in the history books.  He was on the boat with all of the peoples who came to settle in Georgia.  I don’t know what happened to the dogg.  I don’t think James Oglethorpe knows either.  He disappeared on the boat.  Maybe he swam home.  I too like to swim… I think… I’ve never been swimming.  I’m only fifteen weeks old and they don’t let doggs go the beach in Savannah.

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One school in the parade had a man who played a small dogg whistle.  It was a pretty song, but I didn’t see any doggs doing what they were whistling for them to do.

One school in the parade had a man who played a small dogg whistle.  He had on a three-sided hat and walked in front of kids and other big peoples with dogg whistles.  I tilted my head from side to side when they played the dogg whistles.  It was a pretty song, but I didn’t see any doggs doing what they were whistling for them to do.

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I too likes kids and peoples but I don’t likes drums.

Then the parade of kids and big peoples was over.  I was still shaking because that is what Chihuahuas doggs do.  Jims and I had fun at the Georgia Day Parade.  I too like seeing kids and big peoples walk by.  The Georgia Day Parade gets four paws because I don’t have five paws. Dog printDog printDog printDog print

Here is a link to see more pictures of kids and big peoples at the parade.

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I have a Gus Cam.  This is my first selfie.  What do you think?

If you are a little kid you can send me a drawing and I will put it up over my bed… or even if you are a big peoples… and maybe I can put your drawing on my dogg blogg.

Thank you.  Please like and follow my dogg blogg and I will lick you if I see you.

Love,

Gus (Gus Doggy Dogg) Dog print

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